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레딧 유머 번역 15 r/Jokes Back during the Cold War, Heinrich, who was just drafted into the West German Army, asked his superior Major Schmitt for a three day pass. The major says, "Are you crazy? You just got here last week and you're wanting a three day pass? Those aren't just given out to anyone. They must be earned!" So Heinrich left dejected but comes back a day later driving a brand new Soviet tank! Maj.. 2025. 6. 12.
레딧 유머 번역 14 r/Jokes There's an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption. An American legislator hosts a Russian legislator at his very nice, upscale home on a lake. The Russian is impressed and asks him how he affords this on a legislator's salary. The American points and says "See that $50 million bridge?" The Russian nods. "I got $55 million allocated to it, and through vari.. 2025. 6. 8.
레딧 유머 번역 13 r/Jokes A man tells his doctor "Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?"The doctor considered his question for a moment, and then began to tell a story:“I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally grabbed his umbrella i.. 2025. 6. 8.
레딧 유머 번역 12 r/Jokes The Sweater Four married men went fishing. After a while, they started talking to each other. – You won’t believe what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I promised I’d paint the whole house in a week! – That’s nothing, says another one... – I had to promise her I’d build a new pergola by the pool. – Are you kidding me? – I promised her I’d completely renovate the kit.. 2025. 5. 28.
레딧 유머 번역 11 r/Jokes A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more. The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't stock or s.. 2025. 5. 28.
레딧 유머 번역 10 r/Jokes A young man decided it was time to come out to his family. He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen. "Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something." "Yes, sweety?" "I, uh, I'm gay." "Gay?" His heart stopped. "Does that mean you put men's things in your mouth?" "Grandma!!!!" "Well??" Mortified, he muttered sheepishly, "I, uh, yeah?" Whack! The wooden s.. 2025. 5. 27.
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