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레딧 유머 번역 18 r/Jokes A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15.When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned, a new brothel!" The woman can't help but laugh.Later, when her daughters arrive home, t.. 2025. 6. 15.
레딧 유머 번역 17 r/Jokes Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain. They asked him to count to 10, he goes "246 810". so they put the left half back in and remove the right half. They ask him to count to 10 again, he goes "37215."They put the right half back in and go ahead and remove both halves and ask him to count to 10 he goes"look I’m the best at counting and I have the best numbers no one has bet.. 2025. 6. 12.
레딧 유머 번역 16 r/Jokes A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side.He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over... 2025. 6. 12.
레딧 유머 번역 15 r/Jokes Back during the Cold War, Heinrich, who was just drafted into the West German Army, asked his superior Major Schmitt for a three day pass. The major says, "Are you crazy? You just got here last week and you're wanting a three day pass? Those aren't just given out to anyone. They must be earned!" So Heinrich left dejected but comes back a day later driving a brand new Soviet tank! Maj.. 2025. 6. 12.
레딧 유머 번역 14 r/Jokes There's an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption. An American legislator hosts a Russian legislator at his very nice, upscale home on a lake. The Russian is impressed and asks him how he affords this on a legislator's salary. The American points and says "See that $50 million bridge?" The Russian nods. "I got $55 million allocated to it, and through vari.. 2025. 6. 8.
레딧 유머 번역 13 r/Jokes A man tells his doctor "Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?"The doctor considered his question for a moment, and then began to tell a story:“I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally grabbed his umbrella i.. 2025. 6. 8.
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